A priest and Rabbi are on the same flight. The entire time the plane is in the air the priest is trying to convert the Rabbi. The Rabbi politley listens and trys to go on about his business. All of a sudden the plane goes into a terrible nose dive.

A few minutes later, with the plane on the ground, in shambles around their feet and all the other people dead the priest looks up, and to his amasment he sees the Rabbi preform the sign of the cross.

The priest runs over to the Rabbi and in a very excited voice says "I knew it, I knew it, I have converted you!", the Rabbi looks at the priest and says "What converted, specticals, testicals, wallet and watch."