Two senior citizens were lamenting one day about getting old.The first one says, "My neck hurts so much I have a hard time turning my head left or right". The second one says, "My eyes are so bad with cataracts I can barely see four feet away". The first senior pipes in, "Yes, and my arthritis in my hands is so bad somedays I can’t grip anything". The second senior replies, "My hearing is shot, couldn’t hear a train coming if it was right in front of me". Then the first senior says, "But at least we still got our driver’s license".
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