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The principle use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a holder for removing hot pans from the oven.

It was wonderful for drying children’s tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears.

From the chicken-coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven.

When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove.

Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees.

When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture that old apron could dust in a matter of seconds.

When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out onto the porch, waved her apron, and the men knew it was time to come in from the fields to dinner.

It will be a long time before someone invents something that will replace that “old-time apron” that served so many purposes.

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Grandma used to set her hot baked apple pies on the window sill to cool. Her granddaughters set theirs on the window sill to thaw.

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2. Diabetes or diabetes impedus.
3. A side effect of drugs which include anticholinergics, demeclocycline, diuretics or phenothiazines.
4. Loss of water or salt caused by not drinking enough water, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.

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Hey, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

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In Japan, a 61 year old woman gave birth to her very own grandchild. Yes that is true. But how did it happen. She is a surrogate mom. She gave birth simply because her daughter could not even have one. Her daughter has no uterus. Although they did not explain why she does not have one. Anyway, her daughter donated her fertile egg to her mom which in turn produced an offspring.

Surrogate birth is not actually illegal but it is banned in the country. The clinic in Japan already allowed 8 surrogate births and this 61 year old mom was the eldest.

This is some nice way to show some parental love.

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