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1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

2. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.

3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

4. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

5. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPPEE!

6. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

7. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, just think of Algebra.

8. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

9. I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

10. The golden years are really just metallic years: gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the rear.

11. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.

12. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

13. Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.

14. Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

15. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and blind that they don’t recognize you.

16. If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.

17. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

18. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

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Senior citizens are the ones who take in medicines most of the time. Sadly, there are a lot of drug reactions and interactions between the different medications that they take in. This occurs mostly on medicines that they are about to take for the first time.

Here are some things that you should tell your doctor regarding reactions that are done by medicines.

1. Tell your doctor if you had an allergic reaction to a medication, food or substance. This will help him prescribe the right medicine for you.
2. Tell your doctor if you drink over the counter products.
3. Tell your physician if you are in a particular diet like low-sodium or low-sugar diet.
4. Tell your doctor if you have any medical condition that he might not know about.

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said :"Then you use to bite my neck"

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?"she asked.

"To get my teeth!"