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Monthly archives: September 2008

Be fit in 10 days!

You can lose undesired weight in just 10 days! Yes that is true! There is a diet that has a span of just 10 days! And the best part of it? It delivers great and REAL results! Well,  the diet that I was talking about is called, Master Cleanse! It will help you achieve the body that you have been waiting to have and in a really short span of [...]

Two priests and St. Peter

Two priests die at the same time and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “I’d like to get you guys in now but our computers are down. You’ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as humans. What’ll it be?” The first priest says, “I’ve always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains.” “So be [...]

Burn those fats fast

Have you spent thousands of dollars on supplements and diet pills? If you have and nothing even happened what will you do? You could have tried to enroll yourself at a local gym nearby and still, no avail. Some people really lose their weight but when they stop, they regain everything back and eventually become even fatter than before. That’s the truth. I found this manual that can help you [...]

Depression in Seniors

Depression is not a normal part of the aging process. However, it is pretty common to people who are older than 65. The symptoms also differ for seniors as compared to younger people. Here are some of the symptoms of depression among senior citizens. 1. Losing interest in activities that they have enjoyed before. 2. Feeling sad, numb, worthless or feeling guilty. 3. Crying for no reason at all and [...]

Muscle definition in your senior years

Want to have a rock solid body even in your senior years? You can still have that 6-pack that you have been dreaming of! I’m not talking about pills or gym memberships or supplements. I’m talking about 24 minutes a day and in no time, you will have the buff that you have always wanted. You can save thousands and I mean THOUSANDS of dollars from gym, supplements and other [...]

Hoping for a longer life joke

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it? God says “no” and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. [...]

Be skinny in 10 days!

You can lose undesired weight in just 10 days! Yes that is true! There is a diet that has a span of just 10 days! And the best part of it? It delivers great and REAL results! Well,  the diet that I was talking about is called, Master Cleanse! It will help you achieve the body that you have been waiting to have and in a really short span of [...]

Use repellent accordingly

During the senior years, you would always go out and enjoy the world in a different perspective. While spending time outside especially when camping, they need to be protected. Aside from the clothes that they wear, they may need to put on some insect repellent as well. Here are some suggestions on how to apply it safely: 1. To avoid irritation, apply the repellent to clothing. 2. Use only a [...]

Snooze like a baby

Can’t sleep? Almost everyone who is getting through age are having sleeping problems. Forget about it! I found a great help. This video and audio product will help you sleep soundly like you once did. Literally, you’ll go back into sleeping like a baby! For just a small fee of 89.95 dollars you will gain access to this wonderful product. You might think that it is expensive but think of [...]

Three old sisters joke

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in a pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells out, “Was I going up the stairs or [...]

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