Here are my collection of popular quotes about seniors and aging gathered from all over the internet and from my funny friends as well. Enjoy!
“I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people’s reactions to my aging.” ~ Barbara Hershey
“You know you’re getting old when your liver spots show through your gloves.” ~ Phyllis Diller
I never know what day of the week it is,” he gloated. “All I know is, the day the big paper comes, I have to dress up and go to church.” ~ Donald Reichert quoting his retired brother-in-law
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” ~Bob Hope
“We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse.” ~Author Unknown
“I don’t even have hair anymore — I have hairs. Do you understand the difference? When you have hair, you can style it. When you have hairs, you can count them.” ~ J.R. Havlan on hairs
“There’s no such thing as too late. That’s why they invented death.” ~From the movie Out to Sea
“When you get old FYI is now For Your Insulin instead of For Your Information” ~ anonymous
“When you’re 60, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.” ~ anonymous
”Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” ~Chili Davis
“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.” ~Author Unknown
“The elderly don’t drive that badly; they’re just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.” ~Jason Love
“It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.” ~Quoted by Raymond A. Michel in The Leaf
“Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.” ~Author Unknown
”Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.” ~Author Unknown
“The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn’t have when you were young you no longer want.” ~L.S. McCandless
“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” ~Jennifer Yane
“You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.” ~Arnold Palmer
“Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” ~Attributed to John Wagner
“A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.” ~Jean Rostand
