| AGE | Men's Life Styles | Women's Life Styles |
| |
| | DRINK |
| 17 | Beer | Winecoolers |
| 25 | Beer | White wine |
| 35 | Scotch | Red wine |
| 48 | Double scotch | Dom perignon |
| 66 | Maalox | Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser |
| |
| SEDUCTION LINE | DATE EXCUSES |
| 17 | My parents are away for the weekend | Need to wash my hair |
| 25 | My girlfriend is away for the weekend | Need to wash and condition my hair |
| 35 | My fiancee is away for the weekend | Need to color my hair |
| 48 | My wife is away for the weekend | Need to have Francois color my hair |
| 66 | My second wife is dead | Need to have Francois color my wig |
| |
| | FAVORITE SPORT |
| 17 | Sex | shopping |
| 25 | Sex | shopping |
| 35 | Sex | shopping |
| 48 | Sex | shopping |
| 66 | Napping | shopping |
| |
| | FAVORITE DRUG |
| 17 | Pot | shopping |
| 25 | Cocaine | shopping |
| 35 | Really good cocaine | shopping |
| 48 | Power | shopping |
| 66 | Advil | shopping |
| |
| | DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE |
| 17 | Some tit | Burger King |
| 25 | Breakfast | Free meal |
| 35 | She didn't set back my therapy | A diamond |
| 48 | I didn't bump into her kids | A bigger diamond |
| 66 | An actual hard-on | Home alone |
| |
| | FAVORITE FANTASY |
| 17 | Thirdbase | tall, dark, and handsome |
| 25 | Airplane sex | tall, dark, and handsome with money |
| 35 | Menage a trois | tall, dark, and handsome with money
and a brain |
| 48 | Taking his company public | a man with hair |
| 66 | Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave | a man |
| |
| | HOUSE PET |
| 17 | Roaches (to be burned later) | Muffy the cat |
| 25 | Old college roomate | Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the cat |
| 35 | Irish setter | Irish setter and Muffy the cat |
| 48 | Children from his first marriage | Children from his first marriage
and Muffy the cat |
| 66 | Barbi | Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy
and stuffs Muffy the cat |
| |
| | WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED |
| 17 | 25 | 17 |
| 25 | 35 | 25 |
| 35 | 48 | 35 |
| 48 | 66 | 48 |
| 66 | 17 | 66 |
| |
| | IDEAL DATE |
| 17 | Triple Stephen King
feature at a drive-in | He offers to pay |
| 25 | Split the check before we
go back to my place | He pays |
| 35 | Just come over | He cooks breakfast the next morning |
| 48 | Just come over and cook | He cooks breakfast the
next morning for the kids |
| 66 | Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank | He can chew breakfast |
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