| seniors-site | men & women's lifestyles |
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| AGE | |||
| DRINK | |||
| 17 | Beer | Winecoolers | |
| 25 | Beer | White wine | |
| 35 | Scotch | Red wine | |
| 48 | Double scotch | Dom perignon | |
| 66 | Maalox | Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser | |
| SEDUCTION LINE | DATE EXCUSES | ||
| 17 | My parents are away for the weekend | Need to wash my hair | |
| 25 | My girlfriend is away for the weekend | Need to wash and condition my hair | |
| 35 | My fiancee is away for the weekend | Need to color my hair | |
| 48 | My wife is away for the weekend | Need to have Francois color my hair | |
| 66 | My second wife is dead | Need to have Francois color my wig | |
| FAVORITE SPORT | |||
| 17 | Sex | shopping | |
| 25 | Sex | shopping | |
| 35 | Sex | shopping | |
| 48 | Sex | shopping | |
| 66 | Napping | shopping | |
| FAVORITE DRUG | |||
| 17 | Pot | shopping | |
| 25 | Cocaine | shopping | |
| 35 | Really good cocaine | shopping | |
| 48 | Power | shopping | |
| 66 | Advil | shopping | |
| DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE | |||
| 17 | Some tit | Burger King | |
| 25 | Breakfast | Free meal | |
| 35 | She didn't set back my therapy | A diamond | |
| 48 | I didn't bump into her kids | A bigger diamond | |
| 66 | An actual hard-on | Home alone | |
| FAVORITE FANTASY | |||
| 17 | Thirdbase | tall, dark, and handsome | |
| 25 | Airplane sex | tall, dark, and handsome with money | |
| 35 | Menage a trois | tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain | |
| 48 | Taking his company public | a man with hair | |
| 66 | Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave | a man | |
| HOUSE PET | |||
| 17 | Roaches (to be burned later) | Muffy the cat | |
| 25 | Old college roomate | Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the cat | |
| 35 | Irish setter | Irish setter and Muffy the cat | |
| 48 | Children from his first marriage | Children from his first marriage and Muffy the cat | |
| 66 | Barbi | Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the cat | |
| WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED | |||
| 17 | 25 | 17 | |
| 25 | 35 | 25 | |
| 35 | 48 | 35 | |
| 48 | 66 | 48 | |
| 66 | 17 | 66 | |
| IDEAL DATE | |||
| 17 | Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in | He offers to pay | |
| 25 | Split the check before we go back to my place | He pays | |
| 35 | Just come over | He cooks breakfast the next morning | |
| 48 | Just come over and cook | He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids | |
| 66 | Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank | He can chew breakfast | |
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