Zippers at half-mast for poor old Bill
The sharks are circling Capitol Hill
Flowers, Lewinsky, Jones and Tripp
All know what lurks behind Bill Clinton's zip

His way of acting is way out of line
Among politicians,so steadfast and fine.
Hillary stays at his side, loyal and true
though what's said in private is probably blue!

Bimbo interludes are the norm
as Hillary helps weather the storm
If he were a woman, we'd call him a whore
But he's just a man keeping a score.

Zippers ahoy! Sex games galore
There's no stopping Bill, he always wants more.
Hyper TV men chatter like fools
As Linda Tripp hands them regicide tools.

They'll bring down his house in complete disarray
But he'll weather this storm in his usual way
Bill lusts after females, and they like him too
According to Time, there's even a queue.

He can't change his ways, that's guaranteed
For an enormous libido Bill has to feed
Many new trollops wait in the wings
To see what a date with the presideet brings

It's the latest career, a frolic with Bill,
the omnipotent letcher of Capital Hill.
Press and Hollywood people it seems
Will hand over thousands when they spill the beans.

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